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YO WASUP HOMIE G? No, no. My blog isn't THE shit. My blog IS shit. Enjoy.

sam-mooschester:

this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

yugichrist said: hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called

yugichrist:

homohustle:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here

Anonymous said: 345

bewbin:

notbewbin:

bewbin:

That’s how many days there are in a year

No there is 365

Oh yeah I forgot u r a q t

20daysofjune:

I DRAW THE DAMN LINE HERE

20daysofjune:

I DRAW THE DAMN LINE HERE

theamericankid:

Where is the “stepped on lego” or “stepped on pronged plug”?